okokok. my darling g/f has been BEGGING me to sit on her face for weeks just cuz she wanted to know what all the hubub was about.... did you know that when you change positions from prone to upright that your gastrointestinal track pushes air down closer to the anus? we found out it was funny as hell but ohso gross, I tried to stop her so I would not pass gas but it was too late....... the worst part was that I had sat back on her breasts trying to atleast get it away from her face but her clevage made a cute lil canal for the air to travel up to her nose and face...... I felt so awful and I was laughing at her too ok it wasn't cool but it was horrifying..... I don't think I'll be trying that again.....

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