Fuck them. NOW!

I don't need much of an excuse to fuck anyone decent, but without a doubt, a great pair of long legs, complete with full, fleshy yet well-toned thighs, is pretty much what would get me to buy flowers for a girl I don't even know...

Meet them and talk to them.

At a party? Peaches and cream complexion; unusually tall, about 5'10" and over, Mediterannean/Teutonic good looks, obviously high IQ, snappy dresser (as in, "MAN! You're dressed that good, and you didn't come with a boyfriend?!!"). If I hear her talking about a subject of particular interest, I'll just head over and jump right in with a insightful comment on topic, and then, "Hi. I'm Jaybee".

Have them approach you (but not you approach them).

Most decent people fall into this category. I don't discriminate unless the social bar is quite high, which means I'd probably end up talking with the girl who wanted to discuss my fave TV program.

Avoid them.

Obnoxious or irritating people. I don't like negative people either, so if I hear some girl whining about her "idiot boss" not letting her take another 5 mins on top of her lunch break, I'm unlikely to make eye contact. Or chicks who talk incessantly about "he said...", she said...", which, to my sadness, is a LOT of them.

Jaybee.