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Old 09-26-2004, 05:50 PM
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  • Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
  • Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
  • Which way does a compass point in space?
  • Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
  • Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
  • Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
  • If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
  • If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
  • Why are Pringles curved?
  • What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
  • Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
  • If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
  • Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
  • Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
  • How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
  • Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
  • Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
  • Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
  • Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
  • Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
  • If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
  • How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
  • If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
  • If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
  • What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
  • If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
  • Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
  • If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
  • How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
  • When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
  • Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
  • If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
  • Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
  • Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
  • Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
  • Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
  • Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
  • If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
  • If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
  • When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
    you call a girl that is named after her mother?
  • Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
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