
09-26-2004, 06:26 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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- Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
- Do pigs pull ham strings?
- Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
- Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
- Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
- Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
- Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
- Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
- Can dogs have dog days?
- If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
- Do birds pee?
- Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
- What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
- If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
- Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
- If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? (answer: it doesnt spin either way it just goes straight down)
- If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
- If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
- Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
- Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?
- Why are things typed up but written down?
- Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
- In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
- If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
- What does OK actually mean?
- What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
- Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
- Why do donuts have holes?
- Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?
- If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
- If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
- Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
- Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
- Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
- If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
- If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
- Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
- Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
- If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
- Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
- How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
- Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
- Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
- Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
- Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
- Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
- If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
- Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
- Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
- Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
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