I've been at my job for 17 years....and most all the long time patients know me well.....for some odd reason they all want to sit in my chair and tell me the damnedest things.....here's some of the things i do NOT wanta know:

1)An in-depth description of the the wart on your husband's penis

2)Your recent study on the mating habits of slugs

3)(I'm drawing your blood) I DO NOT need to know that many details of your bowel habits

4)About the film *wink wink* that you watched last night (as you grab yourself and drool slightly)

5)That you're moving into the nursing home next month and you're hoping that will improve your sex life and do I think the dr would give you some samples of viagra before you go.