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Old 10-13-2004, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
If you're referring to my asscheeks hanging out...well, ya see, it's like this. I used to be some guy's bitch, and when I fell off the back of his hog I scraped the seat right off my leather pants. They're just so damn comfortable, I can't see throwing them away. I'm getting ready to empty the purse of this cowgirl and when I do...I'll get my pants patched up.

If you're referring to the bulge in front, well...

I had noticed it seemed odd that while missing quite a bit of leather in the rear there seemed to be, uhm, extra in the front. Is that where you're hiding your pool cue?
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