"Barkeep! these tequila bottles are defective! there's a hole in the top of all of 'em and they're all empty!"

glances at the fella in the chaps - o O (damn kids and their weird fashion statements. wish i could still wear MY chaps)
Back in MY day, we didn't HAVE leather chaps we just had cows and we strapped them to our legs....and we liked it that way. nowadays these kids have all these newfangled gadgets....cars, radios, leather chaps. no such thing a leather chaps in my day.
and we never had bars either. just had a pig trough....had to hope the pigs ate some fermented truffles. no alchyhol.
and not pool tables. hell i'd have given my right arm for a pool table....course then i wouldn't have been able to play pool, but that's a different story. we had to play marbles, but we used rocks instead because we didn't have marbles.........

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