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There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its
sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he
guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and
the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry,
no free sex this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled
in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor
again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The
man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You
were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game
is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's
not rigged -- my wife won twice last week".