Irish and OF you are a pair of bastards LOL

Here is some real advice bud, go to www.jackinworld.com

this is the TECHNIQUE OF THE WEEK

TRAP YOUR ARMS
Take off your clothes and kneel on the floor (carpet helps). Place both forearms in the crooks behind your knees, and then kneel flat, "trapping" your arms, resting your upper body on top of your legs so you are all folded up. At this point you can stimulate your penis with one hand (using any of a number of these JackinExpert techniques) while rubbing your scrotum with the other. You can also rest your head on the floor or look between your legs to see what you are doing. If you plan to climax this way, put an ample supply of tissue or paper towels between your legs — it should catch most of your semen.

Thats just a sample so go there and learn

OF and Irish old dogs can learn new tricks