I managed to slam my finger in the car door... because I was looking at an attractive woman in the car in the next spot. It's really hard to look cool and composed after doing something like that!

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White