Ok, very very very tacky, but I can't help myself...

Top 15 Euphemisms for Women "Getting their Period"

15. Miss Scarlet's Come Home to Tara

14. Trolling for Vampires

13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

12. Saddlin' Ole' Rusty

11. Feelin' Mestru-riffic

10. Clean-up in Aisle One

9. Massacre at the Y

8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide

6. "Pantie Shields Up, Captain"

5. Taking Carrie to the Prom

4. Playing the Banjo in St. Zygote's Ragtime Band

3. Ordering le'Omelette Rouge

2. Arts and Crafts Week at Pantie Camp

1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

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