ROFLMFAO!

You can't juggle chain saws on a waterbed!

You can't pee...and expect it to go down a drain on a waterbed!

You can't marinade your meat for a BBQ in a waterbed!

You can't practice the high jump on a waterbed!

You shouldn't sharpen your mower blade on a waterbed!

You can't put the Statue of Liberty in the middle of your waterbed!

You shouldn't try and build an ice hut for ice fishing on a waterbed!

You can't thread an elephant through the eye of a needle on a waterbed! Wait...can that be done anywhere?

You shouldn't play with nitro glycerin while on a waterbed!

Don't...I say DON'T...draw a target in the middle of the bed and practice up for hunting season!

OMG...I'll be thinking of things all day now! I've gotta go to work...but first I have to change my panties cause I pee'd them!

Love you guys!

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