My guess is this may be another case of Porn Expectations, wherein the young & inexperienced believe what they see the pros do is the norm...actually there is no "norm", except what's normal for you...I only have an "impressive squirt" on very special occasions, usually after a lengthy exciting bout with the S/O, usually my orgasmic efforts just dribble down the knuckles...I seriously doubt any lady partner would be let down because you don't have to wipe down the walls & ceiling afterward.....

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