Did I ever tell you all about my very big second toe?

I found this vacuum kit in "Foot Monthly" and I've never looked back.

If you too want to enlarge your second toe send cash or cheque to me at

"Oldfart's legal defence fund

Biscuit box under the bed

Darwin NT

Australia"

I'll get receipts out to you soon, probably.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating