
12-29-2004, 07:45 PM
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I LOVE having a Woody!
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Texas, My Texas!
Posts: 377
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He was born, in oklahoma. his wife's name betty lou thelma liz.
he's not responsible for what he's doin', cuz his mother made him what he is.
and it's up against the wall redneck mother. mother who has raised a son so well. he's 34 drinkin' in a honky tonk, kickin' hippie's asses and raisin' hell!
sure does like, his falstaff beer. he likes to chase down with that wild turkey liquor. he's got a '57 chvy pickup.....truck. he's got a gun rack, a "goat roper nedds lovin' too" sticker
and it's up against the wall redneck mother. mother who has raised a son so well. he's 34 drinkin' in a honky tonk, kickin' hippie's asses and raisin' hell!
"M" is fer the mudflaps ya gimme fer my pickup truck
"O" is fer the oil i put on my hair
"T" is fer T-Bird
"H" is fer Haggerd
"E" is fer eggs
and
"R" is for.....
REDNECK!
and it's up against the wall redneck mother. mother who has raised a son so well. he's 34 drinkin' in a honky tonk, kickin' hippie's asses and raisin' hell!
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