one of the funniest things I have heard at work was when our new manager explained that one of the engineers was not present at the meeting because "he stepped outside to pinch a fag"... the poor guy bumming the cigarette off his co-workers was in for some really interesting looks upon arriving a few minutes later.

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White