Hm...

If I wear a hat, then vigorous head bobbing is likely to cause it to drop.

Someone get me a bunch of hats!!!!!!!

(BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB)

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

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