Oh for shitfuckdamnitdamnit sake! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I miss everything!

A belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY dm!

Let me sing to you in my best Marilyn impression...

H...appy Birthday to YOU *blowing a kiss*
H...appy Birthday to YOU *licks upper lip*
H...appy Birthday Mr. Danger Mouse *lifts skirt to flash other lips*
H...appy Birthday toooooooo youuuuuuuuuu *pops open all 15 buttons on blouse and breasts bounce free*

:bday2:

Sorry I'm so late babe...but do tell me? Am I fashionably late?

*turns around and curtsies to the curtains...ass and lips flashing the audience...which is YOU*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~