It wasn't me but I figure the most embarASSing moment for just about anybody anywhere anytime was...

Some genius thought it'd be cool to build a hotel right into the side of the Toronto SKYDOME. OK, so they build it and during one of the first games some couple book into a room, assume the glass is one way mirror type glass - I mean who'd build a hotel INside a stadium and put in regular windows, right? Anyway they're going at it, stop every once in a while to look down and see the game but they're mostly doing the nasty all over the room. Some guy with a set of binoculars spots this and quickly the word spreads and everybody is looking in this window and tohellwiththegame.

The most hilarious aspect to this was the fact that the couple got ARRESTED for GROSS PUBIC INDECENCY. Toronto the good, indeed! No screwing in your own hotel room. Self righteous do-gooders - GAAAAA!! They got off ...well off the charges 'cause they claimed they were visiting (they were) and didn't know the windows were regular ones. Convicting them would have screwed up tourism in all of Ontario 'cause then the cops would be busting all the hotel rooms in sight on grounds people MIGHT be having SEX in there.

The only thing that maybe beats this in the Ooops dept. is the Italian who was fucking a chicken in the hills above some town. There was a massive earthquake and the uge boulder above him goes plop and he's squished like a piece of kelbassa on a bun. The guys pants are around his kees and there's a chicken (also killed - talk about unlucky birds!!) squished into his crotch. A photographer captured the incident for all the world to see. I know the guy was dead (hence difficult to be embarassed - I think) but whollyshit !! He gets to the Pearly Gates and the Big Dude on watch has a dozen people all gathered laughing at something. As he drifts up to see if he can get IN he sees they're all looking at him.... and then back at this photograpgh.....
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