lol ...oh my god...i ahve no idea! ummmm, i would make you stand, holding the batteries between your knees and the marker vertically between your butt cheeks (you can't let them fall! ) then i'd write dirty words on your body with the antennae of the cell phone and you'd guess what i was writing...with every correct answer, you get longer and deeper licks.

address labels, a clip-on reading lamp and some broken chalk pieces

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose