Wait a gaddam minit here...how did I get dragged into this "distinguished" class? All right, I concede that the white has taken over most of the facial hair, up to & including the temples, & some sprinkles farther up the scalp...but dammit, I still see mostly reddish-brown up there...& the beard never did settle on any one color till the grey took over...facial hair was always a mishmash of blonde, red, brown, peach fuzz, the odd black one(WTF did that come from?!?)...just last week my fifty-something drummer (who looks like Col. Sanders' little brother) asked me where all my grey was...oddly enough, Mrs Zoid, only 6 months my junior, has had exactly one (1) white hair, & I know she doesn't Clairol...but then I've always said she's a carrier, she just aggravated the color out of my hair...

Anyway, I have little sympathy for this "only 33" whimpering...I have a family history of turning grey and/or bald in the mid-twenties, so I was grateful to still have most of my hair intact for as long as it's lasted...

and there you have it...my hair is turning white, and PF's is turning loose...

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