Zaphod Beeblebrox
He's the guy you want to vote for
When you get into that voting booth
Put an 'X' next to his name

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President!
Building bridges between the stars!
In no way is he stupid, oh no,
In no way is his brain impaired, it's just not true!
He's smarter than you,
And he's better looking too!

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Has the longest hair of any candidate
And he has the coolest shades
And his teeth are white as snow....

So lets elect him president!
Building bridges between the stars!
Don't believe the rumors, oh no,
Don't believe those vicious lies!
They're just not true!
He's smarter than you,
And he's better looking too!

(Zaphod speech)

"Listen, I just wanna say, you know
Whatever presidents say, you know,
Things like, the names of people, and uh,
Freedom, and I don't know,
Democracy, stuff like that!"

(cheers)

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President!
Building bridges between the stars!
In no way is he stupid, no no!
In no way is his brain impaired, it's just not true!
He's smarter than you,
and he's better looking too!