I can relate to your situation, Lil. I've been able to escape jury duty for years (thank God for nursing babies), but there was once when I had to sit for a few weeks and thought I'd slip into a coma.

What I did to stay awake worked very nicely at the time, but I doubt it'll work for you.

I was hugely pregnant with my first child. I kept poking myself in the tummy so that the baby would kick. She got pretty pissed and did alot of thrashing. It worked really well!

No-Doze?

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