Well Dr. FLil, you see, there's a bunch of really hot ladies, at a certain website, that I want to put my tallywhacker to, but they all live 483904823094832098432 miles away. What should I do?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these