Received head on the pool table at my parents house when I was 15...got caught by my mom who never said a word and let us finish!

While driving in my car ("road head")!

On the beach (many times being from Florida)!

Received a hand job under the table at a crowded nightclub in Germany once...that was interesting!!!

On the couch while my girlfriend's best friend slept right next to us!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.