02-09-2002, 08:42 PM
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Sneezes
Time to stop lurking... Sorry it's just text
Sneezes
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper", she replies.
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02-09-2002, 08:44 PM
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ACHOO!!!!!
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02-09-2002, 08:46 PM
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LMAO Welcome aboard, Geek Boy. Glad you decided to join us.
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02-09-2002, 08:49 PM
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Mooooo!!!
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Bless you!
Lilith - Gesundheit!
Could you pass the pepper please??
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02-09-2002, 08:51 PM
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An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around.
"I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check."
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02-09-2002, 08:52 PM
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Sorry
Lilith is not here to take your post she has run out to buy pepper in bulk, again.
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02-10-2002, 01:40 PM
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Welcome aboard Geek! BTW is that a true story?
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02-10-2002, 06:45 PM
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:)
i like that... wheres the pepper!?
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02-10-2002, 07:42 PM
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Pepper
A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper tabarnac!" yelled the Quebecer
Welcome to Pixies Geek Boy!
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