10-22-2010, 10:48 AM
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I'd rather....
wear brillo underwear and dog hair trousers than see Brett win in Green Bay.
Heck...I'd rather be trapped underground in a mining accident with the runners up of the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest than see Brett win in Green Bay.
Is there anything you'd rather do that have something happen?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-22-2010, 12:01 PM
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pixie of the wood
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i'd rather gouge out my own eyes with a rusty grapefruit spoon and then pour kosher salt in the bleeding holes than willingly subject myself to one more mudslinging campaign ad
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10-22-2010, 12:03 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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That's the spirit!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-22-2010, 12:21 PM
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Manwhore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wyndhy
i'd rather gouge out my own eyes with a rusty grapefruit spoon and then pour kosher salt in the bleeding holes than willingly subject myself to one more mudslinging campaign ad
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I concur!
I'd rather drive around with a bottle of pee than be at work today.
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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10-22-2010, 01:01 PM
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I'd rather fall bare-ass first onto a rake with a broken handle than sit through another kid's piano lesson.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-22-2010, 06:04 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Id rather...
be stuck up a tree being pecked by pissed off birds than deal with another egocentrical surgeon
work was rough today
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10-28-2010, 10:11 AM
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pixie of the wood
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i'd rather eat an entire chocolate cake than have no cake at all.
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10-28-2010, 12:40 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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I doubt we'll find anyone to disagree with ^^^.
I, on the otherhand, would rather slam my balls in the trunk of the car while carrying in the groceries than have one more "little project" placed in my hands today.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-04-2010, 01:52 PM
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I'd rather stub my toe on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, miss the bowl when I pee & wizz all over my wound, slip on the blood on the way back to bed and whack my head on the nightstand thus rendering me unconscious despite the efforts of both dogs licking my face with their ass-breath tongues...than see one more coworker drag a grocery bag full of candy (without a single Almond Joy in the bunch, mind you) past my desk on the way to the kitchen.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-04-2010, 02:50 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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I'd rather nail my dick to floor, and my bottom lip to the back of my head than spend another night photocopying things.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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11-06-2010, 06:50 PM
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I'd rather you did too, instead of me
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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11-06-2010, 11:36 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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PF, we'd all just rather see you get what's coming to you......
And it's NOT lingerie. LOL.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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11-07-2010, 04:03 AM
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Quote:
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PF, we'd all just rather see you get what's coming to you......
And it's NOT lingerie. LOL.
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Damn that's a video we'd all like to see, fair or not.
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11-07-2010, 11:31 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Especially since the last thing that came to him was a deer.......Who knows what could be coming next.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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11-07-2010, 12:18 PM
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The panty-monster?
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