09-16-2002, 09:17 PM
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??if??
Will you guys help me with my homework??? I have to write a speech... it is supposed to be short and fun!
It has to be an "If" speech. exp. If you could coach one professional team what would it be?
If you were Madonna what would your next publicity stunt be??
get the idea...... I need help coming up with a good "If". Any suggestions??????
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09-16-2002, 09:45 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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"If I were a member of the opposite sex......"????
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09-16-2002, 09:51 PM
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Just me.
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If I were only celibate ...
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09-16-2002, 10:02 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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oh... I can write that one DB.. I don't want to.. but I can. ROFL
IF... you came to pixies.. this is what you would find...
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09-17-2002, 12:13 AM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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If I could be a priest I would.......
If I were a man giving other men lessons on how to give oral sex......
If I only had a brain.
If love is blind, and god is love, and ray charles is blind.... is Ray charles god?
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09-17-2002, 04:00 AM
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If I were invisible...
If I were able to fly...
If politicians were honest...
If everybody were good...
If there were no pain...
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09-17-2002, 04:29 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Why not go for....
"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
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09-17-2002, 04:37 AM
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Unusually Curious
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I'll start that for her Fussy.
"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"
I'd ask all the perverts @ Pixies for an interesting topic............
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09-17-2002, 06:02 AM
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09-17-2002, 08:24 AM
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If I were rich . . .
If I were famous . . .
If I was a serial killer . . .
If I was a bird . . . dog . . . elephant . . .
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09-17-2002, 08:48 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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09-17-2002, 11:24 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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if I knew I was going to die in ____ amount of time, what would I do?
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09-17-2002, 12:42 PM
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Just me.
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If the prick's hard ...
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09-17-2002, 02:32 PM
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SSHHH....It's a secret!
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If only I were sane....
If it rained chocolate sprinkles....
If I wrestled in Jello......
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09-17-2002, 03:06 PM
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I love to eat fish!!
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Wisper ya fancy a wrestle??? i will supply the jello......
If only......
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