The average American adult has sex 120 times a year.

The average American male masturbates 144 times per year. That's 2.76 times per week, for those of you in Rio Linda.

They also say that 64% of women achieved an orgasm during their last encounter. That number shocked me.

27% of men indicate their favorite sexual position is missionary, followed closely by 24% preferring doggy style. I'm kinda fond of woman-on-top, myself, but these are two great alternatives.

54% of men think about sex several times per day. The remaining 46% are not Pixies.

85% of women like their partner's penis. The other 15% are married to tall, thin, balding Irishmen.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WildIrish, you know that 57.457% of statistics are made up on the spot. The other 3/4 may be true.

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Only 54%?

Even among non-Pixies that seems quite low. I would have guessed 98.6% including Pixies and something around 92.4% of non-Pixies.

This is serious.

How do you walk down the street or watch TV without thinking about sex?

What is "not thinking about sex"?

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What other people do, PF.

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Statistics make me so friggin horny.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Have I got a bell curve for you

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Ring it, Lil! LOL

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Does it go dong in the dark?

I'm sure it'd be fun to bang in the dark.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I work pretty close to two nuclear power plants (or nuculear, if you're from Texas) so it won't be long before I glow in the dark.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Nucular, a term only Americans understand. LOL

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Wouldn't that make it vernucular?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yup.

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I'm behind schedule. I'm 1/3 of the way through the year and am at 24.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.