.......... tell someone about the young lady I saw when out with the dogs earlier. You don't mind, do you?

Well, I say young - probably ages with me, but I still class that as young!! Anyway, she and her friend (male) pass by as the dogs and I are heading back onto the main path. I notice her trim figure (as one does, LOL!), nice size and shape of boobs and then - WHAT an arse!! (arse is the word for this, honest!)

Lovely firm, round buttocks, perhaps a teensy bit too large for the size of her frame, but oohhh so sexy as she walked in front of me, each cheek describing it's own little circle in the atmosphere as she strode out next to her friend.

I fear I'm not doing her justice by my description at all - but she was the first woman in a long time, who is not my partner, to give me an almost instant erection merely by watching her walk!!

Ahem!!

Has anyone else had a similar experience recently?!?!

DM

__________________
The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Hmmm, an "instantly hard" experience from seeing a stranger huh? I really can't recall the last time that happened to me.

The one that comes to mind was a professor I had back in graduate school. The first time I saw her things started stirring down below in a big way. Oh god did I ever love that course!

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

About once a week.

There is a coffee shop in town with the best of views.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Wow - I can't believe that men can be that easily turned on in some cases. I'd give my left arm to have that kind of effect on someone, just once......

__________________
"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Any particular someone?

I suspect you've had that effect on a number of very particular someones here.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

No particular someone - anyone would be fine.

And I think showing very graphic naked pictures of myself in a sexual act are a different matter from just walking down the street in my jeans!

__________________
"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I WISH!

There are some very attractive young girls at my new job though, BUT, they are YOUNG, and well, I'm managment.....day dreams can be fun, Right?

Well, just make sure you put an oven mitt on that thing so you don't burn it on the oven.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Oohhhh yes you can!! Seriously, though - that hasn't happened to the same extent since I was about 17 - I think it was the combination of several different things at just the "right" moment..... and, honestly, this lady does have a fantastic arse!

If it wasn't for the (quite high!) risk of getting myself arrested, I'd probably have told her just how wondrous it is!



DM

__________________
The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Nope, wrong. I've seen pictures of you in jeans. Instant erection!

__________________
You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

Lou!

I guess I haven't told you that you've had that effect on ME more than once.



(ps-not flattery, just the truth)

I was going to post the same thing.

No doubts Lou... If I saw you walking down the street I'd be at risk for neck strain from turning my head so fast.

__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I LOVE this thread! Just the little insight into a man's brain!

I come down to the upholstery floor sometimes at break. I'll talk to everyone but I usually sit and chat longest to one particular guy. He's just funny and quirky and I like him. He's married and has only ever been with his wife. I flirt with him and kid him about his lack of experience and he takes it all in stride. He flirts back and it's endearing to know he'd even want to as I am 15 years his elder.

Anyway...once I caught him glancing down at his crotch and trying to take cover. Before he could hide it I did notice a bulge in his pants. I had just walked down the line to say hi to everyone and I came back and jumped up to sit on his work bench. I sat swinging my legs and blabbing away and that's when I saw his package. LOL!

I wasn't dressed in anything different than usual...just some jeans, black sweater, clogs...stuff like that. I just don't think I ever sat on his bench before. Maybe that was what caused the flag to fly!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Um Lixy, I have feeling that you've left more than just this guy with an uncomfortable tightness in his jeans just by walking by or flirting with them dear.

I think I speak for most of us fellas that we get a bit of a tingle in our nether regions whenever we see that you have posted a pic........ and that's before we've opened the file to actually see the thing.

Seeing you in person??? Yeah, there's gonna be a rush of blood leaving a guy's brain and heading straight towards Mr. Happy. I'm positive of that dear.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Awwwwwwwwww...*curtsey*

TY sweetums! Tis good to know I still have "it" for some to appreciate!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~