I don't think this one has been posted here before:

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

LOL

You are a nut-licking virgin who loves to nuzzle sperm:fly:

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LOL - Malignant Hooch who loves to corrupt kangaroos ..... man do I live in the wrong place!!!!! LOL!!! good one Milktoast!

TOO FUNNY!

I am a:

Beautiful porn star who loves to dejuice crotches.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

LOL, YIKES!

I am:
a caged slut who loves to discover crotches.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I am a....

Masturbating Stud Magnet
Who loves to
Lick Football Malamutes

Geezzzzzzzzzz! LMAO MilkToast!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

when does it stop moving!!!

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Tinkerbell--click on each "section" when you feel the urge.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i am a busty sexybitch who loves to megaFUCK werewolves... nice

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

oopsy i just thought you had to press print screen n paste it to paint... oopsy me try again

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

now im a gigantic boytoy who loves to mega FUCK giant tits

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I am a macrophillic raver fag who loves to climb horses (does not sound good)

try 2


I am a diseased clown that loves to infiltrate dildos


Not my day!:P

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I am a polite penis who loves to taste women...

how'd they know??

apparantly i like things big ^^^^ref my last post in this thread

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

LOL You are a Penile-Demon who loves toInfect Penises

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