For a monster ORGASM right about now. Just thought I'd share that with everyone!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

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I'd love to Sharni...wish you were the one giving me the orgasm though!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I'll take 2 to-go please

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I'll take as many as I can get, I don't now of anything that feels better!!!!!!

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*Stumbles into this thread*

Ahem! Is this the thread where we put in orders for MONSTER orgasms? I was out doing some early Christmas shopping and thought I would splurge on a present or ten for myself! And, since you're sharing divot..........

*Scribbles down my order and orders a few for a friend* What a bargain..........I'll tell all my friends about this place! LOL!

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*standing in line behind Lixy*.......

hmmmm - wonder if there might be one of those 'get 2 for 1' coupons for this place..... *starts looking through the paper*....

Is it my turn yet?

Teddy

Ill take one of those, but I guess Ill just have to go through the self- check out line they have at all the grocery stores now....

In fact, I am running a two-for-one special!!! I'll even go in fiftey-fiftey with you. Only sounds fair!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

ohhhh, i will take one of those too divot109

Will that be for here or to go????

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

Can I get fries with that? And make mine upsized, thanks!

CasperTG

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