I apologize in advance for what your about to see.




*hangs my head in shame*




Make sure the kids are out of the room cause it'd be hard to explain...

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LMAO

They're EVERYWHERE!

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SCANDALOUS! Just SCANDALOUS! What's a cute little bear like you doing with clips like THIS!

*clicks his tongue and shakes his head in disgust*

What IS the world coming to?

*looks at the floor -- shuffles my feet nervously*


Ahhhh gee-whiz Mr Rockintime. I said I was sorry.

There does seem to be alot of 'em PF.

So that is what happens on my desk every night. That explains why my desk is always such a mess when I get to work.

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That made my stapler blush

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The best pun EVER!

Explains alot of odd happenings, doesn't it CB.

*Imaginning Lil's stapler with CB's pencil sharpener.*

I thought so too Steph, Thanks

What's more, it explains what people are doing instead of workimg at their desks

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Yep. Clips off the ol' block.

Is it tough, though, trying to tell your boss there's no screwing around at your desk? Or maybe you can just point out how "productive" you really are.

And without a protective cover.



I just don't know.

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scotzoidman, Some people have just a little to much free time. How come I can't find a job like that? lol.

dicksbro, yup, get a 'production line' started. lol.

PF, Unbelievable in this day and age. But probably couldn't find anything in thier size anyway. hmmmm... would scotch tape work?



Of course you heard about the young man buying condoms....He asked how much they cost. The sales clerk said: $2.99 plus 'tax'. To which the young man said: 'Oh I don't want 'tacks', I want the kind that roll on.

Teddy Bear,

Excellent! Thank you.

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hmmmmmmmmm..... where's the sound?

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Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

those are the dirtiest clips I've ever seen.