This is a take-off on the Bud Light commercials. I know its late and exams are over but I just got it and thought I'd share. I hope you are all home safe & sound enjoying your holiday break.
~teddy~

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Today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library, doped up on Star Bucks & Adderall, you think to yourself "Am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?" The distractions are tempting, and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.

OMG I am dying laughing That is so so so true

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Lmao..........

..........I could actually hear the guy singing in the background.... "Naaaaaaaaarrrrrrcisist Raaaaaaaaaagee!" LMAO

Thanks for sharing that Teddy... made me laugh!!!

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