Yes i said it!

So I'm sitting in a middle school Reading class, and the story they are reading keeps referring to glory holes (its about finding gold).

I was dying trying to keep a straight face, through 2 different class periods.



None of the other grown ups in the room seemed to be as tickled about it as I was. Am I corrupted beyond the normal scope of societal corruption?

Have you ever been in a situation like that where something which could be taken as sexual, is just killing you and there is no one around who gets it?

Or is middle school just rubbing off on me ????

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I was in a college psych class just last month and several times I'd snicker at something that was said. Most of the other students would just look at me oddly but the professor was my age and I knew she got it... she'd get nervous about my possible comments and change the subject fast... LOL
We did manage some onteresting conversations about sexual behaviours though, when I could curb the temptation to make pervatious remarks. It's funny how age changes things. I remember being quiet in class and afraid to express my views. I'm thinking that professor wishes I was still like that.

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Lilith, I would have been dying about it right there with you. Almost everything I hear I take in some perverted way and giggle about it.

Oh, those other parents understood it and couldn't wait to run home to tell their spouse about glory holes. haha

i don't think i be able keep a straight face at all

when we were kids, my dad took us fishing and he was teasin my little brother about baiting the hook. "soon, you'll be a master baiter, son!" my dad goes. he glanced at me real quick and looked away even quicker, we were the only two old enough on the boat to get it. i cracked up so bad i blew snot out my nose. occasionally i still tease him about it.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

i'm suprised the book has not been challenged by one watchdog group or another, what with it's blatant references to deviant sexual practices and strong undertones of homosexuality

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

It happens to me all the time I guess I'm corrupt as well.

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It's a BOY!!

You have no idea how badly I'd love to be at that middle school and rub off on you

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Nope, but I'm impressed with your efforts so far.

Ha, in middle school, I was practically the only one in the class (*including* the teacher) that got the unintended sexual references.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

You're corrupted beyond repair.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Are there specific references that indicate the glory holes mentioned were not in fact the glory holes we are aware of now?

I mean, it's not beyond reason that people back then weren't seeking out a "hummer in a hole".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I think it would have been fun to have sat in the class, raised my hand and said, "Teacher, could you explain the term 'glory hole' to us? I haven't heard it used in that context before." :banner:

You guys crack me up.

I am pretty sure the 2 other teachers there had no idea what I found so funny.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Methinks they doth protest too much.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not yet but I could help you out.


Most people I know do not know what a glory hole is.

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Well at least now I don't feel alone! :jump:

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E. E. Cummings

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