I know this has been said many times before, and many times better, but it really is irritating how many irrelevant commercial emails are dropped into my in-box!

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Amen...my hotmail is filtered but damn it is horrible particularily on that account.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Me, too. Checked e-mail this morning ... 20 of 25 were spam.

Despite the years I spent in the South...I've never had it!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It comes in a can WI. *snicker*

Hey...so does Aqua!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

And I bet he's good to eat too!!

I use Yahoo mail and I rarely get any spam. If I do get anything in my inbox that I don't want I just hit the spam button and that address is remembered and I don't get it again. Most everything goes into bulk mail and I just hit the empty button once or twice a day.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Dear Friend,

I am writing to you to inform you of an exciting business opportunity. My name is Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and I represent Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha. She has recently come into a large inheritance of spam e-mails; they number approximately 34 million.

Unfortunately, due to the recent political strife here in Ethnia, she is unable to collect her e-mails directly. In order to protect her rightful inheritance from rebels, she is required to deposit her e-mails in a foreign account, and this is where you can help.

I am authorized to share a large part of the spam e-mails with you if you will allow us to deposit them in your account. In order to do this, we need your account information immediately. Please don't pass up this opportunity to collect over 1 million spam e-mails of your own!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

hang on that email looks familiar....ah yes spam the scourge of the internet

Poor SPAM.....to be associated with such a horrendous thing as spam.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

They are both things I can live without.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

at work every morning, we usually have over 100 messages and damn it if 98 of them are spam - it's horrible

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Got anything without spam? Yes we do sir...we have eggs and spam. But that has spam in it! Not very much. But I want something WITHOUT any spam. Well...we have eggs, spam, toast, bacon and spam. That has twice the amount of spam! Yes...but less than our spam, eggs, spam, spam, spam, and bacon does! OK...I'll take the first one then!


^^^ My twist on a Monty Python skit...

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~