Just wondering who, how, where and when you all have jerked off or fingered or pleasured yourself at work.

I guess I'll start with my most recent experience:

I constantly flirt with a woman here who pulls her top down for my or rubs my crotch or grinds her ass into me at the copier or wherever. We've never done anything. She's married and I think she just enjoys a little fun while bored at the office.
Well the other day she walked by me and whispered in my ear that she just came in the restroom thinking about me. She described in very intimate detail how unbelievably wet she was and how she licked her slick fingers clean of her juices after she came. She then reached down and pinched my throbbing cock through my khakis.
After she walked away, I immediately stroked my fingers over and over my cock here at my desk. I couldn't take it anymore and went into the restroom, closed the stall, pulled down my pants and boxers and released my engourged dick from the prison of my pants.
I cupped my enourmous balls and slightly carresed the soft tissue between my balls and my ass as I jerked and stroked my throbbing cock.
The head of my cock was pulsating and red as I rubbed and rubbed it.
Soon, streams of my hot, sticky cum poured out of the head of my thick dick.
I couldn't even catch it with my hands or anything there was so much thick, creamy cum flowing from my twitching cock.
MMMMMMMMMMM, I was very relaxed the rest of the day.

I need a reason to do that again soon.