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Old 05-08-2006, 08:53 PM
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I thought it was important to warn people reading advise I may post. I am not a professional, a quasiprofessional, paraprofesional, or a professional of any kind, I do not pretend to be nor do I play one on television or on the internet.

Please note that any advise I may post is not intended for actual life use.
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Old 05-09-2006, 12:30 AM
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You mean I shouldn't try this at home?
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Old 05-09-2006, 06:55 AM
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you're supposed to put those kind of disclaimers in type so tiny that it's impossible to read.
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you're supposed to put those kind of disclaimers in type so tiny that it's impossible to read.

.... and you have to have at least 3 pages that say it in terms that are totally convaluted.




















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Old 05-09-2006, 12:23 PM
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Old 05-09-2006, 10:03 PM
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you're supposed to put those kind of disclaimers in type so tiny that it's impossible to read.


See that's just like me, not doing it the way I am suppose to! Proof positive not to follow my lead.
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Old 05-09-2006, 10:04 PM
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.... and you have to have at least 3 pages that say it in terms that are totally convaluted.




















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That completely explains why I can't find a new job! I guess you really CAN'T teach an old dog new tricks.
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Salacious: beware strange lizards offering unsolicited advice.


Why's that gekkogecko?

How about unsolicited lizards offering strange advice? Are those kind okay?
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Old 05-11-2006, 09:16 PM
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