Tomorrow is "Talk Like a Pirate" day.


http://www.talklikeapirate.com

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Now, which of ye lovlies be watin' ta be boarded?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

"Pieces of four, Pieces of four!"

OK, so I'm a cheap pirate.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

All I have to say about this is, "Arrrrrrhh!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oi Captin, where's yer buccaneers?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

On either side of his buccan head.

Well...that explains why they were showing the pirate family on Wife Swap last night.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Aye, ye be stayin' true to yer Oath, WI.

http://www.keeptothecode.com/12features.html

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Wench Swap!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I made my kids write like a pirate today

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Aye Aye gecko gekko!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Ye be keepin' to the code or ye be walkin' the plank!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Last night I watched Wife Swap. I was highly entertained by the real life pirate family.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

if i'm ta be swivvin' yar below decks, ya filthy pocked wench, ye'll fetch me another tankard of rum if ya ken whot's good fer ye

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose