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Old 10-02-2006, 04:48 PM
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Tired of having to attend potlucks???

Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!

Kitty Litter Cake" * ~
This is *no joke*

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST ...


This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.


WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtain Ed a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
The blunt ends into slightly curved point s. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
"Kitty Litter Cake"
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:02 PM
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:10 PM
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They made something similar at my daughter's old daycare. It totally looked like a dirty litter box and it took serious will power to bring myself to eat something out of it. The 'poop' was made from brownie mix and cooked. I guess none of the other parents would eat out of it. Even knowing what it was made out of didn't make it any easier to eat.
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:28 PM
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MmmMmmmmmmmm that does look ever so tasty

Reckon i might need to make that next time my mum and dad come up *LMAO*
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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Challenging, no doubt about that.

Oops, wrong box?
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:04 PM
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I bet you are sad I didn't make this for ya'll when you visited OF!
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:05 PM
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:24 PM
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ALMOST makes me want to cook.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:27 PM
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I sent this on to a couple of friends and got BIG laughs.
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:11 PM
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It's a killer. I am going to make it for one of my rotten boy's at school.
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:19 PM
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They will love it! ROFL!!
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:33 PM
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that's one crappy lookin cake right there
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Old 10-03-2006, 03:18 PM
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I must take a picture of the one my cats prepared earlier!!!
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