Ok, Lilith asked us guys & we gave her an earful, so to speak...

Now it's time to hear from the ladies...

???Is There Really Such A Thing As Bad Head? Have any ladies experienced truly bad pussy licking? Anybody fail to find the spot even if you hold up a map? Or is it all good as long as no teeth are being used? Inquiring minds wanna know...

< strapping on my flak jacket anticipating the volley of return fire >

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Great question Stud~ As long as they have ears, I can steer

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yes there is and that is all I am going to say.......

Lilith......the one I have in mind used to oil up his ears

There IS such a thing as bad head! YES!

Someone used to drool far too much and it would run down my flesh and actually make it sore as it dried!

As much as I told him his technique was perfect apart from the drool, he would insist that it wasn't him, but me (now since then I KNOW it wasn't me because it hasn't since with anyone else!) and he would refuse to even TRY to drool less.


Eeeuuuuuwwwwwww.....nasty memories! Lol

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Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Yes, there is.

I have experienced both mind blowing and "the chore list type". Not having the heart to tell him what he was working so hard to do is just not gonna happen. But now I will tell them what I like in that low sexy moan sort of way and they follow directions pretty good. But the guys that are mind blowing ...well lets just say mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm come and see me now!

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I enjoy being told how I can improve my oral sex

Haven't experienced bad head yet!

Oops! Did I say yet? I meant....no....um....no never!

But I am very communicative....and can be very persuasive if I have to be (in a really nice, suggestive way).

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*bump*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Since I started this one, I guess I'll try to sum up the responses I got:

"Eating at the Y" is only unpleasant if the licker refuses to take a hint.

Am I close, ladies? Cigar, no cigar?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

hmmm it a toss up here on what to say

A) only if you are Bill Clinton.

or

B) only if it isn't lit.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Yeah, there's completely ineffective technique....and sometimes it has nothing to do with the technique and more to do with the person.

Tip for the guys: I'm sorry if it takes more than 5 minutes for me to cum, but please don't whine about it afterwards....cause if you whine enough eventually I'll just stop giving you the opportunity.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I only whine about it if you make me stop after 5 minutes. And if you do cum in <5 minutes, I wanna see if I can make it happen again...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

osuche,

If it's a chore not a pleasure, perhaps his heart isn't in it.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Male here. I've been extremely fortunate in that all the pussy I've enjoyed has been given the most attentive listener ever and most have orgasmed in my mouth and a couple squirted. I am a very fortunate pussy eater!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
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I think a woman can tell when a partner genuinely enjoys dining at the "y" vs. a poser. There is a definite difference, one experience is wonderful the other is disappointment. I can't say I've had an issue with teeth in a bad way, but even when you provide hand on hand guidance, and they seem less than enthused, well it's better to go without. So yes scotzoidman there is such a thing as bad head.

Things that make it unpleasant for me...
1. a partner that appears disinterested or "afraid" of the pussy.
2. a partner that can play only one note. I like a variety of licking and lapping and probing and teasing, tongue wide and flat at some points along crevice travels and sometimes more pointed and probing... but to keep it just one way, and focus on only one area of interest doesn't trip my trigger.
3. a partner that has decided to focus on only one point of interest. I want my thighs stroked, kissed, nibbled and licked. I want fingers, lips and tongue enjoying the tour and know that s/he is truly enjoying the action as much as I am.
4. a partner that doesn't seem to enjoy it, and is just going through the motions.

Things that make it a pleasant experience or "good head" as it were I suppose go to another thread... directions please.

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