Israel recalled its envoy to El Salvador after he was found by police, drunk and wearing only bondage gear.

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Eudaimonia

The media makes it an incident. It's not illegal, so who got hurt?

A little Pee Wee Herman reminiscent...even if Pee Wee wasn't a diplomat!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Oh shit! He got out!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Just take me instead - I promise I wont try too hard to get away...

That's how Israelis decompress....I helped a few while I was there.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I hope he hadn't been using his Mossad decoder as a cock-ring.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating