A guy blows a stop sign in Philly and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration please."

Guy says, "What for?"

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration."

Cop says, "Okay, exit your vehicle sir."

At this point, the cop takes out his Night Stick and starts beating the crap out of the guy and says, "Now sir, do you want me to slow down or stop?"

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok, a state policeman is parked behind a bilboard when a cadilac comes by doing 55 mph, not 56, and not 54, but 55, policeman pulls out behind them turns on his lights, cadilac pulls over, cop walks up to the car takes out his night stick taps on the window, man looks at him cop taps again, finally the hits the button and rolls the window down, cop starts wailing on the guy, beating the crap out of'em, cop finally stops hitting him, man ask what he was being beaten for he did nothing wrong? cop tells him when an officer of the law approaches your vehicle you have your window down and your license and registration out. cop finally walks to passenger side taps on the window, passenger rolls his window down, cop starts wailing on him, man begs him to stop, cop finally stops man ask why are you hitting me?..........cop says "i'm making your wish come true"! man ask what wish, cop says you know and i know you and your buddy are gonna get a mile down the road and your gonna tell him " i wish that cop had of hit me like that"

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OMFG!!! That is too funny!!

A guy's speeding down a highway when suddenly he hears the siren and sees the red/blue lights. He pulls over and stops.

COP: What's the hurry?

DRIVER: What do you mean, officer?

COP: I got you on radar going 150 kilometers per hour back
there. This is a 100 zone, sonny.

DRIVER: Did you say 150 kilometers per hour?

COP: Yes, 150 kilometers per hour.

DRIVER: But that's impossible!

COP: Oh? And why is that?

DRIVER: Because I haven't been driving for an hour yet!