(perhaps also a chance for "here's your sign" moments)

IDIOT SIGHTING:

This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by e-mail. I asked him, "Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?"


IDIOTS AT WORK:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why..... she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched identical.


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

We live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.



IDIOT SIGHTING

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your bags without your knowledge?" To which I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? " He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

IDIOT SIGHTING

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually-challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip into itself and for the life of her she couldn't understand why her system wouldn't turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went up to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I went and tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I then announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I've already got that side unlocked

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Are you sure these people dont live in my town? I work for the local PD and we come across idiots all the time.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

TRUE IDIOT SIGHTING-

I have come up with a response to the call from “change your phone service” telemarketer. As soon as they start, I say “I’m sorry, but I don’t have a phone”. “OH!” is the retort 2 out of 3 times.

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OMG! I'm so embarrassed that you've discovered the townspeople from where I live!

But seriously.............ROFLMFAO! I put up with stuff like that everyday!

LOL PF.....I'm stealing that one if you don't mind!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I used to work at a Shell gas station. Right across the street was a BP and aways down the road was a Speedway. I never thought there were bigger idiots until people would stop at the Shell and ask where the BP was. The only reply I could give is "I don't know what that is." What was worse is that they would pull out of the lot and drive right past the BP!!

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everybody's nuts...I just got caught!!

All the ones that have been put down just make me roll my eyes and laugh at the stupidity. It is both funny AND a little sad to think how some people just don't get it.

I can't wait to try out that line, PF! I will be giggling non-stop if someone actually responds that way!!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Good ones! Any one dealing with the public has had to put up with some true idiots. The ones that should be classed as "stupid people shouldn't breed" to quote my little bro.

Ya but stupid people know they are stupid?

I work part time at a gas station and deal with a lot of the above every time I work.

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