My fiance is in the army and will be leaving this weekend for Iraq. If you didn't know porn isn't allowed, I can't even send a people magazine since it might have a ankle showing! So I have told my fiance and his friends that I am going to start a porn for soldiers program. They will have laptops computers but no internet access so I thought I would just burn some cds with pics and videos I can find. Now I am kinda lost at this so I figured I would ask if any of you would like to "donate" anything of that type. I have been told that they will be trading cds over there for things like toilet paper, candy and baby wipes which are like gold over there. My thinking is that the cd's will pass customs much better then magazines. If you would like to contribute thank you.

Summer

Cd's would work well. just dont label them porn, something like music.

the easiest way to get porn, is through a newsserver. although a premium server costs about 10 bucks a month. If you want, I can post more info.

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IggysGirl! Welcum to Pixies, in case I haven't said it before. What a wonderful idea you have here. I'll look to find more details as this thread fills up.

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I am not sure if there is a catch but I have read a couple articles about this site which offers free porn to soldiers and vets. Maybe check it out.


I have a feeling they get ya on shipping.

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iggys girl if you pm me with your e mail addy i can forward you a lot or if you let me have there address out there i can send them a few cd,s of items downloaded of the net

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Thank you for all your replies so far! Lilith I checked out that site and you have to sign up for a year membership and shipping is steep. I plan on shipping all cds in jewels cases with "song" titles on the cover. I can't give out any addresses for troops since they have a rule about mail from only immediate family in his troop. The guys in the troop said that they will be grateful for any and all porn they will receive. My e-mail address is [email protected] for any one that wants to "donate" just put Porn for Soldiers in the subject.

Thanks,
Summer

P.s Can anyone tell me of a good site to order toys from? They are going to be gone for a year so I was thinking I'm gonna need a toy!

I hope there's a way to get some fun things for the boys over there... they certainly do need to take time out for themselves after all that! Good luck with that Iggysgirl!

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What's up with them not being able to get People magazine? Why no porn? I don't get it!

Its against the muslim rules, I also can't send any pork products! I have to make sure any Jerky I send doesn't have pork in it. Over there a women is supposed to be covered.

Being an ardent pacifist it makes me weep just thinking about the plight of anyone who is out there right now, soldier, civilian, or aid worker, for either side.

I think anything that makes life a little more bearable has got to be good news, so good for you and good luck on your quest.

Wish I could help but I'm so sweet and innocent that I don't have any porn on cd or anything. Sorry.

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Lil - I don't know WHAT you mean!

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Well a great place to look for porn is on Kazaa or a similar program. Also try here

http://www.sexkey.com

It requires a credit card but it never charges you anything. The CC is just used for age verification.

And I wouldn't be opposed to sending self pics to the women in the unit.

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scorpi42 Thanks for the pics and the group you steered me toward.

Nice Guy I am quite sure that the girls in his unit wouldn't mind that at all! Girls are soldiers too.

my e-mail for anyone who wants to send something is:
[email protected]

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