I was wondering If anyone could give me some good masterbation tips. Me well I just tend to just stroke my dick until I bust one but I've herd there are better way to masterbate. So I was wondering if any one knows some special lotions, lubes or any other thing that might help me reach a new peek in a orgasim

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Well now...tips for mastUrbation.....

1. try changing hands while you salute captain winky .........hehehe I'm as good with my left as my right now

2. Lube it up man give you a whole different feeling I LOVE IT get that slip sliding feeling while you slap the salami !

3. Do it in different places..........I love to crack one off at work from time to time.... or you could even try it when you have a house full of people..... just sneak off to the bathroom and whack away !!!

4. Vary your "masturbation aid material".... PORN! find a picture that really turns you on and concentrate on that while you bash your thang.....watch some excellent porn films and let the action carry you away to the log flogging of a life time

5. Change position lie down, sit up, legs apart, legs together just try a few different things while you're raising the flag.

6. Try combinations of everything above and before long you'll be tuggin' your tadpole all day long

GOOD LUCK !

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1. Use a pair of panties to wrap around your dick
2. Variation on the picture ... watch a porno flick
3. Let your so/spouse do it for you

oh and how could I forget........

7. While going for a little cyber sex. It's always fun because it brings someone else into the sausage hugging !

8. Even better if you've got a WEBCAM !! (original cam ho speaking) get on that cam and let someone watch you choke your chicken

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

well thanks that was a real turn on reading that from a womans point of view! that just got me all hot now! thanks !

Why are my sarcasm detectors going off?

I think they go off when I'm near by. Maybe it's the close proximity. Is there any way to adjust the sensitivity?

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Insted of just stoking tell you explode. Brimg yourself to the brink and then back off tell the feeling has passed doing this as many time as you can stand this or try to just hold you self at the brink slowing down and stopping tell you can't stand it any more. I've been know to do this for over 2 hours feel quite good when you do explode

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