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Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bondage fetishist got so
chained up he had to call police to remove his cuffs
after he was reduced to waddling around helplessly
like a "penguin," authorities said Thursday.

Officers sent to his rescue in the Western city of
Aachen told him he should use a specialized
establishment rather than practice at home.

Police received no answer from the house until the man
appeared at a window and flung out the door keys with
his teeth.

On entering, they were confronted by the sight of a
heavily-chained man shuffling toward them on his knees
with his head bowed, dressed only in shiny black
leather and white socks.

"To visualize the appearance of the afflicted party,
one would have to imagine a penguin of waist-height
waddling with slightly protruding wings," Aachen
police said in a statement.

"We thought it was a joke at first," the spokesman
said. "But the chains were bound so tight with
handcuffs he could hardly move anything apart from his
head."

Police released the man using their own handcuff keys.
It was not clear how the man became ensnared.

"We suggested in future that he go to places where
that sort of thing might cost a bit more, but would
definitely be safer for him," the spokesman said.

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Was he one of your guests or had he put in an application for admittance to the dungeon, Lilith?