This is from a job website for a bank position.....

"WORKING CONDITIONS:

Standard office environment is provided, but due to the nature of the business, there is a risk of exposure to hold-ups, extortion, and bomb threats. Concentration is required when working with computer workstations. Customer demands are constant. "

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Oh I'm sorry I thought that was an ad looking for teachers

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Where is your sense of adventure, MM?

it doesn't involve bomb threats or hold-ups but it's out there somewhere....cmon over and see for yourself.....

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Sure....less stress than what I do now lol

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^^^^^^^^^sounds better then trying to explain to peeps how to start the gas pumps, having to card minor's or why I can't break that $100 bill for the candy bar they want.

Try working for a chemical company....where you are exposed to lethal vapors, in danger of a plant explosion, and *know* that you are on one of the top terrorists' target lists.

Every company has its drawbacks.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Sure beats working with dynamite...getting powder headaches from just touching the stuff...being a target for any asshole to drive into you and blow up half the neighborhood because they can't see your placarded magazine on the back of your truck as you are stopped at a RR track or they have to tailgate you because you HAVE to do the speed limit and they are full of self importance...not to mention the terrorists who want what you are hauling or the ATF who think everyone in the business is a terrorist now!

Or so says Mr. Lixy!

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What a sweet deal, what does it pay?

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