Pixie Men: I love you but this was too funny not to share with the women.




NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!


ALL ARE WELCOME.

OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.



AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other
Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum




DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

OMG, laughing my ass off! Will probably lose my man club card, but, too damn funny!!!

Roflmao

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Yep, I'll note that in the PDA and ask her to check my calendar.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LMAO

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Too Flipping Funny

How to fill icecube trays is my one big pet peeve with hubby in the kitchen. How damn hard is it to walk over, put water in it and stick it back in the freezer?

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'd have to say :

"GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME"
Individual counsellors available

is my favorite. LOL

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG! So f'in funny! Mr. Lixy is signed up!

I have written the "recipe" to making ice cubes...and it's on the fridge at work. I also made a recipe card for making a new pot of coffee. It's been taken down a few times...but somehow, mysteriously shows up again the next day! Hmmmmmmm....

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wife & I were having our anniversary trip in Choo-Choo Town, we were in the souvinier shop at Rock City where she had to point out the t-shirt that said, "If a man speaks in a forest, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

ROFL!!!!!