(This is an actual paper my daughter brought home today from school.)

Fill in the blanks to finish this essay.
Sheep ranches are usually very 1)________ because sheep need lots of room. Sheep eat by 2)__________ on grassy plains. Ranchers make sure sheep get enough to eat, and they protect them from natural 3)_________, such as 4)________ and 5)_______.
In the spring, ranchers 6)________ the sheep to harvest their 7)_______, which has been growing all winter. Then the 8)______ is packed and shipped to a factory, where it's weighed and sorted. Later it gets 9)______ different colors and spun into 10)_______. Then people can use it to 11)______ clothing.
Much of a rancher's time is spent 12)_______ sheep from one place to another. 13______ help the rancher by separating and moving the sheep. There's lots to do on a sheep ranch, unless, of course, you're a sheep.


(Thought this would be a cute mad libs for our resident sheep lover. BTW, my daughter got all the answers right.)

Oh, I *so* want to do the Mad Lib thing with this.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Go for it GG....that's why the numbers are there.

1. thin
2. knife and fork
3. sexully transmitted disease
4. herbies
5. vd
6 fuck
7. mutants
8 testicle
9.painted
10.crayon
11. color
12 fucking
13 blondes

3. sheepophiles
4. Wi
5. Wi

that's cause she's a smart girl!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose